One For The Brits Among Us

Jenni || Norwich, UK
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Mum - Who’s that lady with the big hair – off Eastenders?

Me - Barbara Windsor?

Mum - No, no… erm … Oh, I remember – Dolly Parton!

And the babies are chickerels

Alex || Cornwall, UK
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Mum - You know how a male chicken is called a cockerel?

Me - Yes…?

Mum - Is a lady chicken called a henerel?

Diablo Cody Didn’t Write Borat, Either.

Sasha || Cardiff
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I returned home from the cinema and my mum asked what I had gone to see

Me - Bruno, it was very funny.

Mum - I know it, the one about the pregnant girl.

Me - It’s really, really not.

Bad Dreams Are Made Of This

Natalia || Poland
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I was chatting to my mom on Skype this morning, and the following ensued…

Me: I had a really bad dream last night, I woke up with goosebumps everywhere.

Mom: Maybe you have a fever?

Me: No.

Mom: What did you dream?

Me: I can’t remember.

Mom: Then how do you know the dream was bad?

Me: Because I woke up from it, but then I went back to sleep, and now I don’t remember.

Mom: So you still don’t know if it was a bad or good dream! Maybe you needed to pee.

Your Mum Rates Us

Natalie Trans || Australia / Youtube
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Noticed on Natalie’s Twitter:

When teaching my mother some English (point and name), my sister points at a camel

Mum - Next. I don’t need to learn that.

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Has to be said that Natalie is one of our favourite people on these here intermawebs. Go see her. She is awesome.