Murphy || Swindon, UK
My mum walked in from the supermarket with about three carrier bags full … of honey.
Me – Er, what’s with the honey?
Mum – I read that it doesn’t go off, so I thought I’d stock up. You know, in case.
Me – In case of what?!
Mum – In case something happens,like a nuclear explosion.
Me – So, if there’s a nuclear explosion, we’ll be ok, because we’ve got fifty odd jars of honey?
Mum – Beaming Exactly!